WHAT’S ALL THIS, THEN?
Music, music and more music…
Things we’ve heard, things we’ve seen, and things that have bothered us greatly.
Bleeding Ears is greatly influenced by Gonzo journalism, and so what you read within its pages may or may not be true; like life, wouldn’t you say?
Our Contributors
Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock has no inner monologue. One of the most misunderstood of afflictions, this affects almost every aspect of Haddock’s life; friendships, relationships and career paths have been destroyed as others are driven to the brink of their sanity listening to their friend narrating his / her own life. Channelling this need to chat shit into a website helps both Captain Haddock and society in general. Now if only the Captain had any taste in music…
Professor Yaffle
Professor Yaffle’s neighbours hate him. He would mix the hottest tunes from dawn til dusk if the parameters of social decency didn’t stop him, and its this near-obsession that’s made him BE’s invaluable authority on virtually all types of bangin’ music. He always has a new artist or five up his sleeve and a new tune gush about if you dare to go near him, although be warned: his “aquadog” farts are as lethal as they are legendary.
Barchester
Barchester was but a wee lad, happily reading Homer and pondering the complexities of human existence, when he was called up to fight, against his will, in Vietnam. Years later, as he crawled through the boggiest of bogs to escape the terror, with only the Mickey Mouse Club theme in his head to comfort him, he dedicated his life to pacifism and darning socks. That one tune stuck with him, and he now seeks out new music with the same intensity that his ex-comrades ploughed through the Vietcong, in a desperate and never-ending attempt to rid his poor brain of that damn mouse song.
Callixtus
Callixtus has a crippling shyness; a shyness concentrated entirely on her right eye. Born with an involuntary winking disease, C found herself the butt of many a childhood joke as she unintentionally came on to everyone around her and developed a reputation as a bit of a cocktease. When glasses only accentuated the problem and an eyepatch fucked up her depth perception with painful yet sexy results, Callixtus finally picked up a camera and started shooting the world around her. Bleeding Ears is happy to help her hide from her problems by featuring her photos on this website.
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